hello everybody how you doin yeah yeah this is the real danny g from smething, birmingham you come out to my house and I'll come out my house and break your fuuuu legs I'll tear em off yeah it is me the madman the crazy cuuu who eats people alive (coralcro) yeah yeah -eh -eh -eh -eh -eh -eh -eh -eh -e-e-eh LIKE A FUUUU CANNIBAL yeah-h-h-h-h an absolute fuuu lunatic, lunatic (coralcro) let me just calm down

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you may find yourself asking why any of this? to answer this question we must go back to the beginning hello everybody HELLO EVERYBODY well I'm actually fckin pissed off this morning, yeah ignore that burn on my face yknow what I mean, right? I'm fckin, I'm, I'm I'm really, really, really pissed off this morning like really, really, really pisssed off yeah d'you know why I'm pissed off? d'you know why I'm pissed off? I have just been on fckin tiktok and I've been on youtube, yeah and I'm not jokin with ya you've got a geezer on tiktok, yeah picking out his fuuu belly button, yeah and it's got a million views a fckin million d'you know what I mean, right? you've got people on youtube, right eugh eugh eugh euegh eugh and everybody else's life they aint got no fuuu life themself they've got NO LIFE d'you know what I mean, but they're getting millions of views MILLIONS OF FUUUIN VIEWS for absolutely pointless absolutely pointless fckin shit stupid shit that don't mean FUCKIN NOTHING fucks sake, bullshit this world is FUUU bullshit it's FUUUU bullshit it's full of waaaaaa wastemen, absolute fuuuu wastemen does my fuuu head in, man fuuuin world fuuuin world fuuuin world full of wrongens and fuuuin diiiheads anything that's important, yeah oh trade, trade, nah that won't get spread wellbeing, nah that won't get spread that won't get spread let's talk about mental health NAH THAT WON'T GET SPREAD AROUND, WILL IT? NAH LET'S TALK ABOUT HUMANITY, YEAH NAH COMPASSION, NAH Let's eat a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

where do i begin?